If Going To A Piano Concert Were Like Listening To A Pianist Practice At Home

Pianist plays the first part of a piece.

Pianist: “Page tuuuuuuuurrrrnnnnn…”

Drops music, which lands on the keys and plays some discordant notes.

Pianist: “Oops.”

Puts music back on the stand.

Audience: shifts uncomfortably.

Pianist: plays the next few measures, then stops suddenly.

“Oh, that fingering is not going to work.”

Audience: A few people cough awkwardly. Some begin to fidget.

Pianist: “Hmmmmmm… should I do five, four, three, two, or five, three, two, one…”

Audience: slowly begins to sneak out the back door.


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